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What in the bloody hell is WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! MOTHER FUCKING PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY. IT'S REALLY NOT THAT RUDDY HARD TO BE ALL, "HEY WE'RE DIFFERENT HAHA LET'S JUST REALIZE WE'RE BOTH HUMANS AND WE'RE ALL EQUALLY AWESOME IN DIFFERENT WAYS" BUT NO. EVERYONE HAS TO BE A FUCKING WANKER AND EVERYONE HAS TO BE LIKE "FUCK YOU" AND WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
And fuck ever going to the ministry on my day off AGAIN. FUCK.
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[26 Mar 2008|06:41pm] |
You are all dunces. A load of silly ponces working as our Aurors?
Cushie Butterfield is a song by a muggle musician named Sting. Look it up you gits.
There is a slight lull in business lately. I had high hopes to see some early racers coming in for modifications on their Firebolts. The Annual Swedish Broom Race is happening in April.
I think I might actually sign up for it. Sure, sure, I might get eaten by a Swedish Short-Snout or something, but it's well worth it if I win.
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[14 Mar 2008|03:22pm] |
Ladeeladeeda eye really like this kwik quill even though...
It's spelling things wrong. What the hek? WHAT THE HEK? AH. STOP IT.
Okay, I stopped it, keeping calm and carrying on!
So, I bought Luna a journal and I got Ritchie his.. ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE NEED ONE? Aren't they just fabulous??! I have an extra silver one if anyone wants it. I just had to buy it before they ran out. I also bought three quick quills at another shoppe, not the stupid kind that exaggerate your words but just one that writes as you speak?
It stinks at spelling though, geez.
Happy Birthday, Hopkins.
Uhm, I think that's it. This is quite a challenge, finding things to write about. BUT I LOVE THESE JOURNALS SO MUCH. Happy belated hump day you lot! OH, AND.. I forgot. OH, YEAH. I'm going get another tattoo! Any suggestions!?!
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[29 Feb 2008|12:19am] |
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KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
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[26 Feb 2008|11:46pm] |
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Tender my change, darling, tender my heaaaart.
I always think it’s stupid to spend the time repeating a letter like that to make an elongated word so that it’s more important than any other word. WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE. Today I found out about this really super spell that makes your wand into an airbrush and I’ve finally started painting a few of my deluxe racing brooms.
I’ve got a few orders in yesterday and yes I am working them but the paint jobs will have to wait until after my paintjob is done on Carol (my broom). It’ll be a cerulean with a diamond glitter sheen and metallic silver vinyl designs up the handle and a silver and black grip made for my fingers alone. The best part is, Carol only flies for me. My fingerprint is the only fingerprint she’ll react to unless charmed otherwise. Not to mention, the same charm can be made to lock a broom in place so that the broom can be safely stored in the open with no worries about being stolen.
Unless the mangy bastard is a advanced charm breaker! I’M ON TO YOU. WHOEVER STOLE ELIZABETH BETTER BE READY FOR WHEN I FIND HER AND YOU AND MAKE GOOD ON THE THREAT TO END YOUR RUDDY EXISTENCE!!!
By the way, I started with a nonsensical statement, best to end it with one.
The Ministry knows exactly what it’s talking about in regards to street broom racing.
HA NONSENSE! I bet they stole Lizzie. I’m investigating the matter, actually. I’m sure they’re trying to figure out my top secret charms so they can ban then proper in Quidditch matches, bastards!
Though I tell you, one Ministry boy ain’t so bad. Wayne, you hairy arse, some new muggle flicks are out with that fat American bloke you like. Want to go catch a film viewing? If anyone reading doesn’t know what a movie is I’ll tell you something: stop stalking me you crazy, beautiful witches.
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